April 16, 2010
Face it, the Chavs need to drop 7 points from 4 games… they can lose away to Spuds and Liverpool and still win the title owing to their vastly superior goal difference.
Not going to happen.
Most bookies have today paid out on Chavski winning the title, and those bastards rarely get it wrong.
So I want them to smack up those peasants from down the Seven Sisters, following on from City beating Manure in the lunchtime kick-off.
We finish 2nd, United 3rd, City 4th… and the aforementioned peasants finish outside of the Champions League.
Then we will see who is laughing… again.
P.S – Had a ton of emails asking me where you gooners can get hold of the t-shirt above, go see our lovely NYC gooners shop front at ArsenalNYC
April 13, 2010
Making perfect mashed Spuds is not difficult, but it does require a few tricks of the trade.
Choosing the right Spud:
Ledley King Edward – A nice variety, but awful when out of season. Very easily mashable when not quite right… careful the Great Dane does not get at them in the garden.
Prepping and cooking the Spud:
Two hours on the Wembley marshes should have them primed to be put through a masher.
Mashing and Seasoning:
The best way to ensure smooth mashed spuds is to press them till they wilt and give in.
3 Points, thank you and goodnight.