Face it, the Chavs need to drop 7 points from 4 games… they can lose away to Spuds and Liverpool and still win the title owing to their vastly  superior goal difference.

Not going to happen.

Most bookies have today paid out on Chavski winning the title, and those bastards rarely get it wrong.

So I want them to smack up those peasants from down the Seven Sisters, following on from City beating Manure in the lunchtime kick-off.

We finish 2nd, United 3rd, City 4th… and the aforementioned peasants finish outside of the Champions League.

Then we will see who is laughing… again.

P.S – Had a ton of emails asking me where you gooners can get hold of the t-shirt above, go see our lovely NYC gooners shop front at ArsenalNYC