Call yourself a Gooner?

January 15, 2010

I am talking to you, and you know exactly who you are!

You are the type of two-faced oink who loved to shout from the rooftops about Wenger’s lack of spending, how Manchester United were miles clear of us, how Liverpool were spending more than us, even though they generated less revenue than us since we moved to the Emirates.

You were told to shut up and go sit in the dunces corner, financial management and risk control were way over your nut.

Oh no, you wanted to pipe up and tell us how we needed a manager like Benitez who spent all his dosh and won loads of Premier Leagues.

You told us in no uncertain terms that Wenger was finished and a change of manager was needed.

You told us Wenger could never produce another title challenging team without spending 100’s of millions, the youth project was folly,  our great manager needed outing.

You called for a manager who spent “our money” as we pay the highest prices for tickets.

You denied the fact we needed to get our house in order for a few years  after taking on a larger mortgage, and that we should in fact be keeping us with the jones’.

You were warned that you would one day soon be made to look very foolish with your short sightedness, and that the Manures of this world were literally wankered with unsustainable debt and their time in the doldrums was only around the corner.

You with your low levels of intellect struggled to grasp basic maths… even when it was broken down into GCSE maths.

You argued, you swore, you made yourself look a right pilchard… and then you ran off down the gym to lose some of that blubber.

Pedro... you been letting the air out of my tyres again?

The wonderful thing is you decided to keep public records of your outspoken and outlandish insults towards our great club and our legendary manager.

You were warned this would come back to haunt you one day, but you knew best, apparently.

The very same legendary manager, who told us all over the past few years that he was not willing to gamble with the future of our great club by becoming a selfish spend easy manager who paid well over the odds for well below par players.

He decided to embark upon a very different journey, a journey that has set Arsenal Football Club upon the most glorious journey of a lifetime.  An adventure that will now allow us to become a truly dominant, self sustained super club for the absolute long-term.

He made this very clear, his plan was long-term stability for our club and not short term glory for him as a manager.

Every manager that comes after Wenger will come to thank the magnificent stewardship of our clubs finances by him, he led the calls for a new stadium, he got it built, he got his transfer budget slashed… but he still kept us near the summit of the Premier League and ever present in the Champions League.

There are pokey little clubs out there who have strived long and hard, gone through many managers, spent tens of millions (even hundreds in some pathetic cases) … far, far more millions than our man has.. and yet their fans still only get to see their team play Champions League football on the Playstation.

Champions League your having a larf

We have no requirement for a billionaire who wishes to plunge us into ravaging debt, whilst he lives off the fat of our land for nothing.

It has always been said, let’s get through the first few years of pain after the building of our very expensive, but very beautiful new stadium, and lets allow our manager to follow his youth project whilst paying back large chunks of the debt incurred through building said stadium.

We hoped that we would stay competitive and challenge for titles/trophies… but then, when the other debt ravaged clubs started to fall by the wayside… which super club would be ready to step in and run things through their very own organic funding?

That’s right… the club you thought you supported through thick and thin.

Now is the time to start editing those very public… and very humiliating posts, as the backtracking and cap in hand style of future posts will only add to the strength of the very open outrage against you and your moronic disciples.

A proper Gooner?  Yeah right, you wished !!


18 Responses to “Call yourself a Gooner?”

  1. oii spaniard.. go get my bacon sarnie, now! 🙂

  2. shotta-gunna said

    Followed your link Stringfellow. Smart writing and very apt illustrations. Is this an ode to Le Groaners?

  3. I have no idea what you are on about 😉

  4. LG said

    Nice. Good to remind some people what ‘support’ means. Yes the odd moan is part and parcel of footy, but some sites take it to extremes. Takes a ‘Special’ kind of arrogance to try and tell Arsene what he should be doing day in day out.

  5. Maddy said

    Le Boss for the president of the World! Please could you train guns on the gentleman who goes by the name Danish Gooner next mate?

  6. please all provide URLs of the culprits who require naming and shaming.

  7. steww said

    Love it – very well written, thank you.

  8. Muppet said

    Who on earth could you be referring to I wonder ? Hmmmmm

  9. Emperor Gooner said

    le grump is a place meant for dingity-elusive weak minded people who submissively agree with those two eqaually weak-minded chumps who come up with the most ridiculous of articles making you believe that they might just be spuds or mancs pretending to be gooners……i remmeber what went on in there after we beat alkmaar 4-1..i reapeat 4 to fukn 1…and they made it sound like it’s the other way round…that cunt geoff is of as much use to the arsenal blogosphere as a milk bucket under a rhino’s bollocks

  10. Muppet said


    1. Geoff

    2. Pedro

    3. Pyles (P*ick) Palmer

    4. Adrian Durham

    5. Tony Cascarino

  11. I wonder why tweedle dee and tweedle dum don’t put pictures up of themselves on their blog?

  12. A T G said

    Keep slaughtering le grove each day and i will be one happy Arsenal supporter.

  13. Hypocritical morons always end up slaughtering themselves.

  14. Cameroon Goon said

    Stringfellow Haw,

    Familiar site brother. Looks almost identical to Le Grove? Conincidental, I believe not!

    May I ask why you’ve taken time out to write about an Arsenal blog? Isn’t that a bit crazy, also counter productive?

    I would also like to know something else. What interests about the looks of Le Groves authors? Does that have an impact on how you feel about football sites. If they are more thin than your picture suggest would you enjoy the read more? Just a question of course, your sexual agenda is not for me to judge. We have a name for men like you, but my respect is too much to share those words!

    Mr T would say there are many crazy fools on here. Nothing better to do than take aim at Gooner fans.

    Poor content = poor site!

    Peace. May God bless Arsenal forever.

  15. Thank you all for the private emails.

    Nice to read the views of real supporters of the club and manager.

  16. Whinge said

    Interesting stuff! So is this the anti-grove mirror site?

  17. Zak said

    Just out of interest how long would anyone who has read this blog wait for a trophy or even really competing for one and are they happy with the way the team is playing.???

  18. Anon said

    We are competing!
    …..and getting better might I add.

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